Yesterday night Ganju called to check if my family and I are safe, kahi Mumbai ki barish mein phanse toh nahi.

Ganju : Kaisa hai, not going out of the house in the rains no?
Me: No, naukri nahi toh bahar kyun nikalne ka
Ganju: So every body home, last year sab alag alag jagah pe the na
Haan last year each one was stranded at a diff. Place.
Ganju: So whats happening with you? Any news
No nothing trying to look for a job.

I changed the topic and we gossiped a little about our old colleagues. But it is not easy to divert Ganju from her beloved topic.
Ganju came back to, so whats happening with you?
Nothing yaar.
Arey settle nahi hona hai tujhe?
Me: I am settled, isse jyaada aur kya settle hona hai?
You know what I mean, look for somebody.
I will be glad if I can find a job, don’t want to look for anything else. Rozi-roti ka intezaam karna hai, aur kuch nahi
To which the wizened Ganju said, Abey find somebody who will take care of that.

In the morning I had a brilliant idea. Ganju and Chrys can adopt me and find me a nice rich groom preferably a software engineer from the land of liberty, pay a hefty dowry and get me settled. In this arrangement there are some benefits for them too. They will get a beautiful daughter. Another thing no generation gap, we can party together. Got to call Ganju, nek kam mein deri kaisi.