Startling news that will leave everybody startled at least it left me startled. When I stopped being startled I thought of spreading the news as far as possible. Spreading news and gossiping are two different things. The authenticity of this news is not questionable as it comes from the reliable source called my brain.
As believed Nigar Khan was not deported back to Norway because her visa had expired but because Bipasha had wanted to. Now the question is what did Ms. Basu have to do with Ms. Khan. Bips baby is the reigning queen of horny expression. Stories, cast, directors, seasons, government and boyfriends can change but Ms. Basu’s expression remains constant. Now this kind of consistent performance is possible only through hard work. How could a wannabe from Norway come and try to usurp Ms. Basu’s position.
Smart babe (oink) that Ms. Basu is she complained to the Concerned Authorities (CA) about Ms. Khan’s copying habits. They assured her that action will be taken against the culprit and she can continue to reign. Well Ms. Khan is not the one to be easily unnerved; with her husband Mr. Sahil Khan supporting her she made a complaint against Ms. Basu. Her complaint stated that she is not a copycat she was born with a horny expression unlike some who have to work hard to master it.
The authorities were now actually concerned who do they take action against. A junior CA had a brilliant idea he suggested that they watch both the “Stars” videos and then decide who is better and who gets to rule as the horniest of them all. It took them 2 days to finish watching Ms. Basu’s renowned work. The 3rd day they started with Ms. Khan’s video’s, in mid session 3 (including the junior CA with the brilliant ideas) of the 6 CA’s complained of upset stomach as they could not digest the fact that Ms. Khan could come up with such brilliant and mind blowing work and at the same time maintain a horny expression. They had to be hospitalised where they are recuperating. It was an unanimous decision by the Concerned Authorities (CA) both well and unwell that Ms. Nigar Khan should be deported back to wherever she came from as her work though brilliant would be hazardous to the our country’s digestive system.
Now that the real story is out please do not judge Ms. Basu on this incident, she is still the best among them.
21 comments:
Bips: I was walking down the road and the autorikshaw wala was horning at me.
Nigar: *pout* *pout*
Bips: Stop pouting. We are competing on horny expressions not pout.
Nigar: *pout* *pout* *pout*
Bips: JOHN! Please get this girl out of my face.
John: With pleasure baby *rubbing his hands with glee*
Nigar: *pout* come here John
Bips: NO NO NO NO. John stop it! U idiot stop it! Nigar get out of the country.
Seema - hahahahahahaha
Your John is a Kameena.
What the hell....!!!?????
@#$*&% %$#@%%$^ **@##?>"@# !!!
Mallika: wth i thought i was the horniest of them all ! infact Murder was a super-hit only coz of me and not Imran Hashmi !!
these Bipasha's, Negar's are no where close to my status !!
PS: by the title i was excited...but the tail turned out to be not-at-all-horny :)
anyone who's seen negar khan on bombay times today would seviourly want her to be back again..
damn, they blackened the vitals.. and that too for readers sentiments..
that sure hurt my sentiments.. :-(
anyone who's seen negar khan on bombay times today would seviourly want her to be back again..
damn, they blackened the vitals.. and that too for readers sentiments..
that sure hurt my sentiments.. :-(
hehe @ me !! i hv the *uncensored* ones :)
seema - i agree with bhagya, John is a buttlicking dickface hydrohead bitchasspunk punkassbitch.
bhagya - stop snorting coke.
@Nish- Bechara itna bhi bura nahi hai. Bhagya is snorting coke :o ... abhi khabar leti hun uski... actually I think she is high on something else though ;)
Arey why fight... I think all of them are hot and horny ;)
hmmm...
wonder what would happen if Bips saw this blog...and something that happened bw Gaurav and IIPM, was repeated here..hehe
and well..never really like Nigar khan. doesnt mean i like Bips..but if i had to choose one, i guess i ll take Bips..( ab aisa apne luck kahan ki aisi choice karne ko mile )
well bipasha looks like that even when she isnt shooting..mybe its in her genetic code ...i dont see guys complaining though..as for nigar khan she looks neither horny nore sexy nor pouty ..she looks desperate for some attention and will do anything to get that
..@vicky.. to make a choice is like this episode from friends where they ask each other if they had to choose.. between sex and food.. what would each of them opt for.. so after all of them are done with their choices.. it comes to joey..
joey: "i think i'd give up food.. oh no i'd give up sex.. oh whattda hell.. i want girls on bread.."
toh negar ya bipasha.. ya dono.. oh whattda hell for fantasizing.. don ek saath chalegi.. ;-)
he he bhagya, you shud be a journo....!!!
me toh missing Negar..specially after seeing her pics in BT 2 days back! ;-) instead they shud have deported Bips to some isolated island..She sucks big time!;-)
Anonymous - la lala la la la la lala la
Kon ?? - looks can be deceptive.
Me - How insenstive of BT guys, u shld sue them. Anyways Konark has solved your prob. :-)
nish - me snorting coke? shiva shiva shiva
Seema - zyaada samajh mein aa raha hai kya?
Chrys - You bet
Vicky - for one there will be some excitement and secondly right choices milte kab hai
CC - Meri moo ki baat cheen li
ME.. - relax........LOL
anks - yes not everybody can tread the line between spreading news and gossiping or for that matter making smoke without fire. In fact me had thot of taking up journalism after grad.
Maverick - Am sure Nigar must be missing u too
Before all the guys go crazy thinking abt. Ms. Khan and her picts and making silly comments me needs to make a new post
i didnt know you haad a cow!
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