Monday, May 14, 2007

Hum kis gulley jaa rahein hain, apna koi theekana nahi

Viyer wanted to know how Spiderman 3 is. Told her it is a Hollywood meet Bollywood kind of a movie. She said yeah she had read reviews, only thing missing was running around trees. No worries they are trying to rectify that in the next part.

They are looking for Bollywood-based directors. Talks are on with Himes Bhai (music composer turned singer turned actor might turn into director), but they are not too happy about his insistence on replacing Tobey Maguire and adding a cap to spidermans’ ensemble. So they had also considered YashRaj Banner, but a problem here too, they (YashRaj) insist on writing a part for Uday Chopra as a side-kick to Spiderman. They want 4 songs to be picturised on Uday, while spiderman will be fighting crime, who of course will not get any footage.

They also checked out Karan Johar who is all willing to be part of the spiderman family, after all he loves New York, but his only clause is he wants to cast Shahrukh Khan. All SRK will do is woo MJ and in the end after few profound dialogues and expressions will get the girl. KJ has some novel idea about a party song too, to be composed by Shankar, Ehsaan, and Loy of course, with guest appearance by AB Sr. and Jr., Kajol, Rani, Saif, John, er did I miss out anyone.

With Rakesh Roshan having already made his own Super hero movie, he is not interested. So they have kind of run out of options what with other directors making watchable movies.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

what about S L bhansali casting sallu in spiderman's role..he doesn't need the spidey dress :)

Anonymous said...

so you done with ur bus-isshtop romaanch..?? wonder what caught your eye..??

spidey baba and bheja chindhi apart.., whaddya been upto..??

mail awaited.. and what bout the BIG eggjaam..??

fillers, jaldi..

Anonymous said...

Oh you finally moved out of the bus stop. Phew!

And this post is howlarious.

One more option:

Ram Gopal Verma - They thought they could save on money on expensive lighting (for the cinematography), but only hitch...he insisted insist on weird songs on weirder startlets singing in weirdest voices...the audience will be confused if he has made a thriller or horror story...aake darr, darrke marr!