Sunday, February 05, 2006

8 things I would look for..........

1 - Tall dark/fair and handsome.

2 - Smart enough to make lots of money and dumb enough to let me spend it.

3 - Buy me diamonds on special occasions (I get to decide the occasions) and the rest of the times he should buy me flowers, chocolates and all other things that are a woman's best friends besides diamonds.

4 - Should protect me from cockroaches. My heart was broken once when in school I found out that the guy I adored was scared of cockroaches. I dont want to go through the trauma once again.

5 - Should be charismatic, in a crowd he should stand out. That doesnt mean he should dress like a clown.

6 - Should have a captivating sense of humour. (Wow I can patent this I dont believe anybody has ever thot of sense of humour as captivating)

7 - Should repeatedly proclaim his undying love for me.

8 - He should be crazy.

14 comments:

Gaurav said...

a mix of jim carry, Shahrukh Khan, Anil Ambanis will do it for u i guess!

Anonymous said...

ummm
keep looking....
and we ll keep watching..hehe

Anonymous said...

yeah.. after matching the first seven points of urs.. he will definitely match the 8th..!! :-)

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, itni lambi list ke baad , the last line toh zaruri hi hai - he has to be crazy to hv all those 'gun' ;-P

cerisecarnations said...

captivating sense of humour....does that mean he has limited sense of humour..cause anything that held as captive defines limitations aslo for the element held in captive...u knw i like this one though..u should patent it

Anonymous said...

A hybrid of Tom Hanks,James Bond and Jim Carry will do perhaps:)
Newys, good sense of humor
and I totally agree with the captivating humor part, I mean a guy without THAT is rum without punch, dinner without dessert, or Bollywood flick without gyrations(c'mon, even the latest craze "classy" RDB has its share of it!!!)- simply speakin, not happenin!!!

Anonymous said...

I beg to differ with all the mixtures of men being made... I think she is fida for a Coconut Tree

1 - Tall dark/fair and handsome.
Thats wot My Gramps used to call a good coconut tree

2 - Smart enough to make lots of money and dumb enough to let me spend it.
Sell coconuts oil and make lotsa $$... n i'm pretty much sure that he wont stop u from spendin it

3 - Buy me diamonds on special occasions (I get to decide the occasions) and the rest of the times he should buy me flowers, chocolates and all other things that are a woman's best friends besides diamonds.
Yas yas yas... you decide and buy yourself. that also works

4 - Should protect me from cockroaches. My heart was broken once when in school I found out that the guy I adored was scared of cockroaches. I dont want to go through the trauma once again.
Climb on one.. and the roaches would leave you in peace...

5 - Should be charismatic, in a crowd he should stand out. That doesnt mean he should dress like a clown.
Hmm.. It does stand out among a bunch of bushes... so BANG! on target again

6 - Should have a captivating sense of humour. (Wow I can patent this I dont believe anybody has ever thot of sense of humour as captivating)
Lets just ignore this one as a meandering thot. She doesn't know wot she's talking about here..

7 - Should repeatedly proclaim his undying love for me.
Oh Yea... Graffitti's on the C-Tree have been known to last forever

8 - He should be crazy.
Coco-NUT ... need i say more :)


PS: All said n done... Wish u tons of good luck sweetie... U GO get 'em!

Neel Arurkar said...

FYI, I meet only one of these expectations..number 4

Anonymous said...

Hmm, let's see a cockroach killer who captivates people with humour and acts dumb when his money is being floundered on unnecessary stuff and who doesn't clown around yet stands out in a crowd (as in... "Teacher: Get out of the class")... did you try the zoo or maybe Thane ka pagal khana?

Anonymous said...

Read one of the recent Sunday Times (or was it the Indian Express?)... A report claims that sense of humor is one of the main criteria that makes or breaks a date!

Quite a list though! Rare but not extinct! :)

Flying Machine said...

Gaurav - GEE what a combo! thanx for working it out for me.

Vicky this is some confidence building.

Shreyas - see that shows that I am on the right track.

DJ - You and Shreyas think so much alike.

Flying Machine said...

CC - Let me explain. Its not the guy that has a ltd. sense of humour, its that ppl. exposed to his humour will get captivated. I hope that clarifies ur doubt. CAn't afford to be misunderstood.

soulitary reaper - only Tom Hanks will also do. :D

Flying Machine said...

MaxiM - Finally you played cupid and lived up to your name. It takes a chaddi to know another.

Neel Arurkar - Okay information processed.

Seema - The pagal khana has been empty since you left Thane. aur tu mereko aisa sab bolega na.

Grey Shades - Finally some good news. :-)

Anonymous said...

I don’t think you’ll get all these eight factors in a single person. But let’s make an imaginary character. He’ll be basically a mix of Jim Carry (great sense of onscreen humor), Shahrukh Khan (smart, fair and handsome), Vijay Mallya (as rich as him), HHH (strong & brave), inspector Daya of TV serial CID, Salman Khan of the film “Maine Pyar Kiya”. How’s the combination? Is it all right for you?