Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Of colleagues and theives

There has been a robbery in our office on the 15th, 6 CPU’s, 3 monitors, 5 keyboards and 1 mouse has been stolen. Everybody is a suspect starting from the watchman to our boss, but I suspect Ganju, simple reason, she needed a mouse for her computer at home. So she devised a plan, actually she must have already had a plan as a similar theft had taken place in the month of February on the first floor and Ganju had narrated the incident like she had witnessed it first hand. So all she had to do this time was change the floor to 2nd floor. Ganju has a psychological problem, on nights when it’s neither a Full Moon or New Moon after eating her dinner she becomes greedy. So though her initial plan must have been to steal only a mouse, since Monday was neither a full moon nor a new moon day and Ganju makes it a point to eat before she embarks on any important task, she got greedy and stole more than she had intended too.
In fact when the crime branch guys came with the Dobberman, she jumped out of the open window and hid on the parapet, she climbed back in only after the dudes and the dog left. The dog kept barking in the direction of the open window but luckily for Ganju was led out of the office before he could go berserk and jump out of the open window too. I am sure she must have felt remorse in the morning, when she came to the office she was looking sad and shocked. I think she wants to return the computers back, especially our server which had all our data. It’s ok Ganju you can make an anonymous call to the office and inform us about the whereabouts of the stolen goods and guess what you can keep the mouse.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen.

Kathy

Anonymous said...

I OBJECT!

I am filing a case against you.. IPC Section 500 - defamation >:(

Thou shalt pay for this.

Flying Machine said...

u expecting a lil too much, u will file a case on me and u think I will pay for it.

LORL

Anonymous said...

Me thinks its a more sisnister plan than u suspect..maybe Ganju is a part of a gang. something very mouse-y here. dont worry..she'll get her paapon ke phalon ka juice soon, if she's guilty.

Anonymous said...

Ajay Uncle, I'll get you for this. I have been wrongly accused and victimised in this case Me-lord. Your honor, I request you to give kadi se kadi sazaa to Ms. B and Uncle.

Flying Machine said...

Dil pe mat le............ aur mujhe gulab jamun de. Mein Geeta ki kasam khakar kehti hoon, mein GAnju ke khilaf gawahi nahi dungi.

Anonymous said...

Bechari Geeta!

You are not getting any gulab jamuns. Katti!

Anonymous said...

Oooo Shaabji, Shab Maya Memshaab Hai
:p

Anonymous said...

This Ganju or Kheema or which ever Non-Veg Character you choose to call her sounds like quite the culprit...
I have an another theory. Its server. It has been serving ya'll all this while. It was independence day. So beraved sole
(read : brave soul) decided to set them free

Tonight the 6 pcu's and the misc celebrate their independence day

Flying Machine said...

Maxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii glad to know u came visiting

Anonymous said...

Dear Ganju, I've been a Judge too, rmemeber?

Anonymous said...

I feel Ganju should do the right thing and own up.

Ganju, apne aap ko kanoon ke hawaale kar do. Aus isi bahane apna naam bhi badal lo. Arrey, ganju bhi koi naam hai? Sounds like Ganji yaar...

Anyways dont worry, since you are probably tormented enough by having to live with such a name, I'm sure that the judge will say that you have endured punishment enough and ba-izzat pardon you.